Winter Passing: If Only It Would
Posted in scorned on February 20th, 2006Ah, late winter, that time of year when the offal not fit to be thrown to the masses during awards-vying season gets trotted out to the lately cinema-starved in the hopes we’ll dig into anything even remotely resembling the edible. Emblematic of the mediocrity of this most unpalatable of movie-watching spells is playwright Adam Rapp’s Winter Passing, which initially looks to be more promising than most of the uninspired dreck now on offer - Big Momma’s House 2, When a Stranger Calls, Firewall (need I go on?) – but quickly relegates itself to nearly as lowly quarters; some cheap thrills would’ve at least enlivened its stagnant 96-minute running time.
So unstintingly common is it from the first frame, you half-wonder whether Rapp isn’t setting his up as the anti-indie indie movie, citing the dominant clichés in order to later thwart them. Set in New York, it begins with a shaky cam focused on a disheveled Reese (an unusually charmless Zooey Deschanel) intoning somberly in voiceover, and you think, dammit no, not another one of these generic cut-and-paste affairs. But a quick transition soon reveals her to be auditioning for a play rather than ruminating pensively MTV-style and so, for a moment, you give the first-time director the benefit of the doubt, that his will be something surprising and different, not merely one more making its way down the same Sundance-y path of failed good intentions.
Unfortunately for the viewer, not long thereafter, such hopes are dashed, as the opening credits roll to self-serious indie rock accompanied by not an iota of awareness. Throw in an unearned “Hey, kiddo,” – seriously, is there anything more falsely poignant than a “Hey, kiddo”? - voiced to Reese by a theater friend upon the former’s sudden urge (read: quiet desperation) to hug her when the latter lends her cell phone, and you’ve got a classic DOA situation. Dark-haired, pale-faced, depressed, Reese bartends, aspires to act, does drugs, and engages in meaningless sex. Oh, and she doesn’t cut herself or anything as unoriginal as that – no, a far more unique conceit illustrates how she damages herself (physically and spiritually, of course) – a penchant for slamming her hand in drawers. Clearly she’s a fuck-up who needs to come to some sort of emotional recognition in order to turn her life around, and an opportunity to do so arrives in the form of a publisher’s offer to pay $100,000 if she can produce her literary parents’ love letters (bequeathed by her recently deceased mother). This means (surprise, surprise) returning home to Michigan to visit her father, Don (Ed Harris) and wrestling with the weighty decision of whether or not to sell out her parents. We can easily guess the belabored dramatics to follow. It’s but a countdown to the moment Reese’s healing begins, and she learns to embrace life again, is it not?
Making matters worse, Don allows a couple of strays to share his house, forming an idiosyncratic (read: endearing) family. But when even Will Ferrell is rendered unfunny as eyeliner-wearing, Karate-chopping Corbit, you know things are looking pretty grim. The willful quirkiness Rapp imposes so stifles any regard for these characters as real human beings, you never begin to care about them, and their overly-scripted attempts to ingratiate themselves at every turn doesn’t help matters. As par for the course, Reese starts out stodgily resistant to this makeshift family. Fine. But then, apropos of nothing, she lets down her guard. All of a sudden, she’s going for jogs with Shelly (Amelia Warner) and encouraging Corbit to give Open Mike Night at the local bar a try. I suppose we should be thankful Rapp doesn’t take us through the hackneyed motions of her mental shifting, but because he skips over so much of this trajectory, when the story eventually hits the big emotional upheavals, the dramatic outpourings feel sorely out of place.
Affected and aggravating, Winter Passing sadly doesn’t do a thing to help speed up the titular process.
